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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

Pretty sure this was a Nickelback music video

(via sierafaith)

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

(Source: ccolf, via camelaanderson)

(Source: thegirlwhosnotenough, via byerunxd)

triomals:

Looking for a tumblr girlfriend, follow me if youre interested!!!
thepsychobrentt:

HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon. Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

-vivianle:

omg

(Source: vikingsarebetter, via byerunxd)

tea-oats:

they should all be called
yum yumers.

alansoull:

All of Me - John Legend

Late night tunes for the deep soul.

(via x3haha)

(Source: theelliedoll, via thehungergamestrilogy)

lailalala:

Say Something | A Great Big World with Christina Aguilera

Say something, I’m giving up on you.

(Source: justinharenchar, via thisboythatgirl)

bl-ossomed:

one of my favs